I must've forgot how much work it takes to get one's family under one roof -- I've been running myself to exhaustion and things still ain't near ready. I know, I got a week and a couple days before, but the cooking's gotta get started by this time next week or there won't be near enough to feed everyone. Dessert alone's gonna take a full day if not more! I swear, the things I do for love of y'all...
All y'all who are coming, show up at mine around, oh, five-ish? Anyone who wants to show up earlier will get roped into helping me cook and set up. Any latecomers will, of course, be sternly lectured for not letting me know they was coming, but the door'll still be open for those of my sweet family as chooses to just wander on in.
Oh, and who's gonna earn themselves rights to the first pie by offering my Blues a ride over? No need to give him a ride after; I expect I'll be making up a couple of temporary beds when I get done mourning the state of my liquor cabinet.
Edit: Fine, yeah, I give. If any of y'all got significant others you want to bring along, go ahead. Lord only knows how many of 'em won't have a family gathering like this.